So, today the Instagram photo app came to Android, after being only an iPhone app for at least a year. The Instagram app allows you to take pictures with your mobile device and put all these “groovy” filters on them and be an instant photographer and share your new talent with all your friends across your social networks. You can follow people on Instagram like on Twitter & “like” people’s pictures just like on Facebook. That’s cool right? Right. Lots of fun for everybody n’ all that jazz. The developers announced last month that they were on their way to releasing it for Android and I signed up to get an email when they did. HAAAY BOOO!
What’s the FIRST thing I saw people saying about Instagram coming to Android?? That the trashy/ghetto/hoodrat and other slanderous labels for people who don’t own iPhones would be all on there posting their #StrugglePics and poverty photos. I can’t understand for the LIFE of me why people who own iPhones hate on Android users so hard. Is it because I’m not enough of a technophile to truly understand this beef? And why do Android users have to be labeled as “ghetto” or otherwise considered “low class”?? Apple products are not an indicator of wealth or an elevated station in life. Not when poor folks all across America are copping MacBook Pros with their income tax refund checks. Like I did. You can buy an iPod on Craigslist. Like I did. Twice. Y’all ain’t special, so stop being so rude. Instagram ain’t about to pay you jack-diddly for that picture of fresh-cut grass you just posted.
The real question should be is why do the aesthetically-challenged think those filters will alter their reality? Why??
What the f*ck ever, man. Whatever.
You can follow THIS HERE Android-owning hoodrat on Instagram »> ThePBG & get your entire life from my camera-phone photography. #AllFiltersEverything!
~pbg
Fucking preach!
Couldn’t have put it better myself.
bolded for emphasis. classist ridiculous egotistical mess.


